I wish more people would ask me for advice. You see, me and my peeps live by some rules that would be very helpful for you guys in the typical community. For instance, Down syndrome rule 51: Say more with fewer words.

Let me give you an example.

Sprite has been at home with me for about a month now. Most reactions to her have been overwhelmingly positive. People think she is beautiful, well behaved etc. But a few people….maybe more than a few, have questioned her ability to help me. “So what does Sprite do for Will?” they ask in not a nice way. Actually in an almost accusatory way …like I don’t really need an assistance dog..or should I say don’t deserve an assistance dog…..

When my mom is asked this question she launches into her speech about communication, responsibility, companionship etc, etc. Why should she explain herself – explain us – to total strangers? It is none of their business. If someone is asking because they have a nephew with Down syndrome or a child with diabetes – of course, explain – the information might help another person. But that’s not what some of these people are after. They are looking for her to justify it. Justify me. Forget that.

So I told her about rule 51. I was working on a project at school and wrote out a page for my mom. It is pictured below. I brought it home and showed her. She understood right away. Now when people ask about Sprite in a rude way she simply says “Sprite is his helper”. Then she gives her best Vito Corleone “you got your answer now beat it” look.

Rule 51 – works every time.